{"id":136,"date":"2021-02-11T23:32:00","date_gmt":"2021-02-11T23:32:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/vanillaisthenewkink.com\/?p=136"},"modified":"2021-12-01T02:37:51","modified_gmt":"2021-12-01T02:37:51","slug":"bed-geek-wand-review","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vanillaisthenewkink.com\/bed-geek-wand-review\/","title":{"rendered":"Bed Geek Wand Review: A Compact Cordless \u2018Hitachi\u2019 Magic Wand"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Who is the Bed Geek Wand for?<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

In a nutshell, we\u2019d recommend the Bed Geek Personal Wand Massager<\/strong><\/a> if you are looking for a discreet sex toy with great clit stimulation. The fact that it\u2019s cordless makes it much more convenient than the old-fashioned original Hitachi Magic Wand. It also happens to be way<\/em> less expensive. In fact, it’s downright affordable!<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n

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Bed Geek Personal Wand Massager – What’s in the Box<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

Magic wands like this one from Bed Geek are very intense. We wouldn\u2019t recommend this if you are after subtle sensations, although it can be used with your underwear still on for a less intense experience. We love the fact that it\u2019s waterproof and we like the design, which is fairly minimalist. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

This makes a great toy for anyone who is looking for something a bit more powerful than a bullet or standard vibrator.  Orgasms are pretty much guaranteed. <\/span> Since it is so easy to use and effective, it also makes a good first toy for the curious who know they need more intense stimulation to reach climax. It\u2019s a great choice for use by yourself or with a partner.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Our Rating:<\/strong> 4.5 Scoops of Vanilla!<\/h4>\n\n\n\n

\"4.5 (4.5<\/span> \/ 5<\/span>)<\/div> <\/p>\n\n\n\n

What Alice says about The Bed Geek\u2026<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

The Bed Geek Cordless Full Body Massager<\/a> was a present from Jack when I was out of action, due to surgery. My vagina was a no-go zone for 6 weeks, so I decided to take the \u201cWhen life gives you lemons\u2026\u201d approach and focused on trying new sex toys and gadgets. The Bed Geek Wireless Body Wand became my \u201clemonade\u201d. Not that sex toys shouldn\u2019t also be used when penetrative sex is available, but between full-time jobs, three kids and running a (barely) functional household, making time for novelty is often put at the bottom of the priority list! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

But back to The Bed Geek and The Clit:<\/h2>\n\n\n\n
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Bed Geek in the Box<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n

Performance<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

Wow! Wow! Wow! I think this is one of the most powerful sex toys of this size, the kind that gets you from zero to WOW very quickly. Perhaps too quickly, but lucky clit owners can just go for more and more. I have heard that the original, plug-in-the-wall Hitachi Magic Wand is more powerful than any rechargeable magic wand. That is almost<\/em> a scary thought. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Size and Handling <\/h3>\n\n\n\n

The size was perfect for my (small-ish) hands and also for Jack\u2019s (big-ish) hands. It was comfortable, easy to hold and cordless (except during recharging times).<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Our only real disappointment with this inexpensive body wand is the control buttons. There are three: one is to turn the wand on and off, another is to change the mode and the final one is to change the intensity.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Perhaps we’re clumsy, but we sometimes found ourselves fumbling to get to the setting we wanted. With 20 modes and 8 speeds, it is easy to get a bit lost and struggle to get back to your favorite setting. Call us vanilla, but we’re not big fans of fancy vibration modes and prefer the ‘constant on’ settings. While experimenting, we ended up turning the wand off and then on again (number one tech trick!) as the fastest way to get back to our favorite setting.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Price <\/h3>\n\n\n\n

This is one of the most affordable \u2018Hitachi\u2019 Magic Wands\naround, and given its great performance, it is one of the best value for money!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Material and Care<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

The silicone felt like a high-quality grade and I have had bad experiences with vibrators that did not agree with my sensitive skin. The Bed Geek had no negative side effects on my skin. The material is waterproof making it easy to clean. Like all sex toy companies, Bed Geek recommends water-based lubricants, but our usual lube of choice is coconut oil (extra virgin, of course). Silicone, as opposed to latex and other materials, seemed fine with that. A great feature of this wand is that it\u2019s waterproof<\/em>! This made cleaning it super simple \u2013 I just took it into the shower and washed it with soap and water. Good as new! Oh, and speaking of showers\u2026 Did I mention this magic wand is waterproof?<\/em> Enough said\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Intensity<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

This is a powerful toy, no doubts! There are 20 patterns to\nchoose from and 8 intensities. Probably too many! During use, I\u2019ve accidentally\npressed the pattern button and it is frustrating to know that I am many clicks\naway from going back to my favorite mode! Likewise, the 8 intensities \u2013 I think\ntoo many, and very close in terms of feeling. In my opinion, three would\nsuffice. Simple things in life are often the best.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sound<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

As a powerful vibrator, it does fall into the \u2018noisy\u2019 end of the spectrum. We decidedly introverted, and don\u2019t use it when kids are in the house. Although the same could be said for most toys.<\/p>\n\n\n

Jack's Sound Testing Lab<\/div>
I tested the loudest and quietest modes of the Bed Geek personal wand massager and found it to be one of the noisiest toys we’ve tested:<\/p>\n

Min: 43 dB
\nMax: 47 dB<\/p>\n

Even on its lowest setting, we wouldn’t feel comfortable using it in a house with anyone else home.<\/p>\n

For the curious, you can listen to what the Bed Geek modes and intensities sound like:<\/p>\n