3. Saddle Sex Machine<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\nSaddle sex machines are the epitome of erotic fairytales. They are the most powerful versions of handheld vibrators since they come strapped to a saddle with all the fancy bells and whistles.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
All you have to do is sit tight and let the rhythm take control with adjustable speeds, patterns, and even rocking sequences. Most of them come with two dildo settings, Vibrate <\/strong>and Twirl<\/strong>, which is a 360-rotation pattern at set speeds.<\/p>\n\n\n\nThe only misgiving about saddles is that they are bulky, so once you bring him home, he\u2019s there to stay.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
4. Gliders<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\nUnlike the previous types of sex machines, gliders are mountable machines that use your body movements<\/strong> instead of motor-generated thrusts.<\/p>\n\n\n\nThey offer a more natural feel, giving you ultimate control over the speed and vigor of the penetrations. They also give you more customizable features such as the choice of dildo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
As long as it is compatible with the vac-u-lock feature, then you are good to go.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
What Do I Have To Gain from Having A Sex Machine?<\/h2>\n\n\n\n
These fascinating contraptions have so much to offer if you use them correctly. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
So what do they offer? Why would someone use a machine to stimulate themselves? <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Hold onto your hats and let me educate you a little.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\n- Sexual exploration. With a sex machine, find out what makes you moan. Change the speeds to discover what makes you run wild and the positions that reveal your inner demon. Tour all your erogenous zones and find what works or doesn\u2019t work for your clit or rim.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
- Pleasure control. A sex machine doesn\u2019t grumble and is always in the mood to wreak sweet havoc on your insides. You can take control of your sensations<\/strong> and dictate your own terms all through the adventure. <\/li>\n\n\n\n
- Tension reliever. When your day has used you as a punching bag, name a better way to tone down and get back in your groove than a session on your sex machine. Just set it up, hop on and with the flick of a button, you will be riding your way into a good evening.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
- Maintain long-distance relationships. For couples who don\u2019t meet regularly due to various reasons, sex machines help to close that gap. Some of these machines are app-controlled<\/strong>, so your partner can take the reins while you are on the receiving end from halfway across the globe. <\/li>\n\n\n\n
- Kills the monotony. Long-term relationships are amazing, but some of us may get tired of having sex with the same person, and if they are sloppy in bed, it’s even worse. Instead of cheating with another human, a sex machine can give you different feelings whenever you feel trapped in a monotonous sexual cycle.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n
Sex Machines for Women – Frequently Asked Questions<\/h2>\n\n\n\nAre Sex Machines Loud?<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\nMany sex machines are loud. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
In general, anything with a motor is loud enough to be heard in the next room, but with sex machines, the manufacturers tend to tone down the motors so your nosy neighbors stay out of the loop.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Still, you\u2019ll discover that most high-end sex machines are subtle and not as very loud as the cheaper-retailing options.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
How Do I Use A Sex Machine?<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\nDifferent sex machines are used differently according to the design type and functionality you are after. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Thrusters can be used in a variety of positions; while sitting down, on all fours, or on your back; the possibilities are endless.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Saddlers and gliders, on the other hand, will have you fully mounting the machine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
What Should I Look for In A Sex Machine?<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\nThis is what you should look for when shopping for a sex machine to make sure it serves you for a long time\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
First, the quality of the materials<\/strong> will determine how long the machine will last. Low-grade material may break or get worn out, reducing its life span. <\/p>\n\n\n\nAlso, make sure the components are made from body-safe materials<\/strong> such as silicone to avoid skin infections and irritations.<\/p>\n\n\n\nYou would also want to take your tech savviness into consideration. Some people prefer high-tech equipment while the old school fans prefer simple contraptions without too much tech stuff dictating their success. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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