How To Make A Vibrator Quiet? 8 Ways to Achieving Orgasms Discreetly

Using a vibrator, whether solo or with a partner, is a very personal affair, and most of us like to keep it that way.

Nevertheless, that does become very difficult if your vibrator doesn’t know how to be silent and you happen to share a house with other people (maybe your own kids, like Jack and I do)! Or maybe, your parents are visiting from out of town and staying over!

Of course, the best way to enjoy a vibrator – and the powerful orgasms they bring – is to have no one around, but that’s not always possible. In fact, for a lot of people, it’s a very rare occasion.

So, how do you tone down your vibrator’s loudmouth and the noises altogether?

Some of the top tricks that Jack and I have used in the house over the years include covering spaces like under the door with sheets/bed covers, insulating the vibrator with a pillow, using the vibes in the showers, etc.

They’ve worked magic and saved us from our curious kids. Sigh…

Read on to the end and see how these neat hacks work and how you can use them yourself next time you want to ‘turn on’ and enjoy the vibe.

8 Ways to Make Your Vibrator Quiet

Before we find out which hacks work on your vibrator, it is prudent that you first do a sound check to ascertain the level of noise produced.

To do this, first, get your vibrator, and turn it on to its most potent vibration setting. Leave it on your bed and walk out of the room. Walk around the house listening for traces of the noise so you can feel how others would detect the sounds.

Now that you have a third-person perspective, let’s hush up your baby.

1. Cover the Vibrations (A Duvet/Blanket, Maybe?)

Absorb your vibrator’s noise in a simple DIY manner using a weighted blanket for cover. 

You can tuck yourself completely inside like a mummy in a sarcophagus and let your vibrator rip. 

Afraid of suffocating or rolling sweat under the covers?

You can hang up some hooks above your head to hold the blanket in place so you can comfortably have enough room and ventilation to go on your solo runs.

Every time you want to play, just hang up your blankets and get down under.

This method works well in both sparse and crowded apartments.

2. Rearrange Your Bedroom – It’s About Time

If your bed is awfully close or right next to the wall, think about doing some reorganization.

If your room has enough space to move things around, send your bed far away from the walls to prevent others in the building from catching your drift.

You should also consider moving your bed if it’s awfully close to the door since – well – that’s self-explanatory.

If anyone asks, you are just trying out a new look. *Wink.

3. Space Under Your Door? Cover It

Frat boys everywhere are very familiar with this trick. It involves blocking the space under your door with a rolled-up towel to keep your ‘funky’ business only on your side of the door.

This method also keeps scents, apart from noises, away from the general public, including any nosy neighbor whose business is to know everything about everybody.

If you are afraid of staining and permanently ruining your favorite towel, you can alternatively use your dirty laundry or rolled-up yoga mat.

It’s that simple…

4. Run Background Noise or Play Other Sounds

Have you thought of moaning out loud?! 

No – I’m just pulling your leg. But it has worked before. (Just saying…)

Nevertheless…

You could just moan as loudly as your vibrator to equal out the vibrator’s noise if you don’t mind expressing yourself when getting pleasured well. 

Other than that…

You can mask the noises from your vibrator by playing music from your phone or laptop while getting some good licks from the vibes.

Apart from music, you can also play white sounds, looped rain soundtracks, or ambient noises instead. 

I always prefer these types of background sounds since they play continuously and run longer than individual songs or playlists.

You can also place the speaker or playing device closer to your door to confuse the enemies of progress who might get wind of your private affairs.

5. Use Your Pillow Well (Grind Against Your Vibrator)

Another great and very practical technique to make your vibrator quiet is to muffle its sounds. You can achieve this by placing your vibrator between you and your bed.

For the best results, try this method with a pillow between your bed and the vibrator. 

Not only is it less noisy and more satisfying, but the pillow also works as a great warmth generator on those freezing nights when a warm cuddle would do.

While at it, bite and moan into your mattress and reduce the noise coming out of your audio chambers altogether.

The pillow method is mighty handy if you live with many people in the house or stay at a well-populated apartment building.

6. Save Water, Shower Together

If your vibrator is also waterproof, then you can as well tag it along to the showers and have some uncensored moments in there. 

This method works the same way as playing other sounds or music when your vibrator’s turned on. The shower water will provide a natural noise filter that’ll mask the sound of your toy’s vibrations when turned on.

This also reduces your chores since you’ll get to enjoy your vibrator and clean it all at the same time. 

7. Schedule Your Playtime Well

I know what it feels like to get home after a long day. Sometimes, you don’t have the mind and energy to improvise, so what else can you do?

You can wait till the room/house/apartment is rather empty or when there isn’t a lot of human traffic in the vicinity. 

Time your solo sessions to when you are sure your neighbors or roommates are away or are too busy to notice anything.

However… 

This method only works well if you are not the paranoid type and generally don’t give a hoot about other people’s opinions.

But all said and done…

It saves you the trouble of setting up all the other methods I’ve highlighted today. 

8. Buy Yourself a Quiet Vibe

If all this sensual science fair is a little too much for you, you can just cut to the chase and shop for a quiet vibrator.

Some great, legit vibrators give the same – if not more – pleasure and are many decibels quieter.

The only caveat is these types of vibes are mostly pricier than the regular Jacks and Jills sold online. 

On the brighter side, they usually offer great value for money and will leave you with some of the most memorable masturbation experiences in your sex life.

Are Vibrating Masturbators Good? 

Don’t pay too much attention to what people say. Masturbation is widely known to reduce stress, relax your tensions and ease you into sleep. 

The loud part is what causes tension to most people using or considering buying vibrators.

Will my parents hear me? Will my neighbors or roommates think I’m weird?

These are some of the pleasure-impeding doubts that prevent you from having a wholesome sex life.

Vibrating masturbators do more than add spice to your sex experience, and you should probably get one to beat the monotony that sometimes creeps into your bedroom game.

Try out these hacks and see which one works for you. 

Frequently Asked Questions

1. How Do I Avoid Buying Fake Vibrators?

To avoid buying a fake vibrator, you should opt to buy a vibrator from the official online shop or licensed brand vendors instead of any other third-party sites.

To be on the safe side, you can use these third-party sites when scouting for the perfect brand that would fit your tastes and preferences. Then follow it up to the parent store to buy.

This guarantees its authenticity and is also cheaper than on third-party e-commerce sites. You might even get lucrative offers and promos and save extra bucks.

That said…

The other main advantage of buying from official shops and stores is the manufacturers offer a valid warranty in case of a faulty unit or a money-back guarantee.

2. What Is The Best Vibrator for A Woman Who Has Never Had An Orgasm?

For women who have never enjoyed a full orgasm, the best vibrator to achieve your dream climax would be an external wand vibrator or a dual stimulator like a rabbit vibrator.

Good examples include the Lovense Nora and Lush vibrators. These toys stimulate your erogenous zones fully and ultimately have some of the best teledildonic features, such as Bluetooth connection, partner control, and audio sync.

3. Are Silent Vibrators Also Powerful?

Yes, silent and less noisy vibrators are just as powerful, depending on the model you go for.

It is a common misconception that a noisy vibrator means a powerful vibrator. This is usually not the case. 

In fact, most of the generic ‘loud’ vibrators can cause numbness in your genitals. And I’m sure that’s not your idea of pleasure when masturbating.