Maude Vibe Review: Simple Vibes in Life are Often the Best!

By Alice

March 3, 2020

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Who is the Maude Vibe for?

We’d recommend the Maude Vibe for any human being who can breathe! Yes, this vibrator is that good for anyone who has erogenous spots, that is… any human being really!

Maude Vibe Review
The Maude Vibe – what’s in the box.

The Maude Vibe is small, discreet with a simple looking design. But don’t let its simplicity fool you, it is seriously is one of the best and most powerful sex toys around. It works a treat on the clitoris and labia and, according to my husband Jack, around the testicles too.

Maude’s philosophy is to make products that are inclusive, high quality and simple. And the good news does not stop there, this is a relatively affordable device! The only downside is that it is often sold-out! But fear not, you can pre-order it via their website.

Our Rating: 5 Scoops of Vanilla!

5 out of 5 stars (5 / 5)

What Alice says about the Maude Vibe…

I read great things about the Maude Vibe on social media, so I was excited when Maude offered a free sample of their Vibe personal massager for us to review. I was intrigued by the company since the Maude Vibe is the only vibrator (and sex toy) that they sell.

They also produce things like latex condoms, lubricants, oils, candles, etc. But back to the Maude Vibe… Admittedly, I was a little skeptical that this vibrator could be any different, let alone better, than other ‘bullet’ style sex toys. The Maude Vibe proved me wrong, it is really an amazing pleasure tool!

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About the Maude Vibe

Performance

If you are after intensity, the Maude Vibe will not disappoint. This sex toy is very powerful and, once on my clitoris, got me to climax very quickly. I must say I often find that too much too soon can diminish the whole experience, but I found the Maude Vibe excellent for foreplay too. It is great for stimulation around the clitoris and when you’ve had enough foreplay, it can be simply moved onto your magic spot. And magic does happen, fast and intense. For a smallish sex toy like this, it is remarkable!

Shape and Design

Size and shape of the Maude vibe
The Maude Vibe is a simple, organic shape that fits well in your hand.

The shape and design are absolute perfection, the Maude Vibe feels great on so many different spots: nipples, testicles, anus, labia and, of course, clitoris.

The Maude Vibe comes in a simple ‘creamy’ white color. Personally, I don’t mind bright colors, but I can see how a company that prides itself for inclusivity has opted for a more neutral tone.

I earlier referred to the Maude as a ‘bullet’ vibrator. That is probably not entirely accurate. Although, I find ‘bullet’ being the closest traditional shape to this unique design, it more like a cone-shape with smooth round edges instead of pointy ones.

Price

This is a toy that presents a unique and innovative design, in a field that is not that easy to innovate. So, its affordable pricing comes as a welcome surprise. Other cutting-edge and design-oriented sexual wellness companies often come with a certain price tag, Maude is a pleasant exception in this landscape.

Possibly, the reason behind its affordability is the fact that Maude is not available through traditional retailers. In fact, you can only get Maude Vibe online, directly from Maude itself. As with so many direct-to-consumer brands, this allows Maude to make great products and sell them for reasonable prices, since there’s no middle-persons taking a cut along the way. Due to its popularity, it is often out of stock! But fear not, you can get an alert when they re-stock.

Another bit of good news, they even accept payment by installments!

Material and Care

The Maude Vibe is made with premium-grade soft-touch silicone (FoHs passed and FDA-grade)! It feels great on the skin. Lubricant is still highly recommended, but, as opposed to other toys, I did not feel the urge to keep on re-applying lube on a regular basis. The Maude Vibe is waterproof and easy to clean.

Intensity

Simplicity is one of the core pillars of this sexual health company. So you will not find one million vibration patterns and vibration speed options. There are three intensities to choose from, and I found them perfect. Personally, with devices that have lots of options, I quite often settle on one or two favorite patterns or speed, rarely using the whole range. And with toys that have dozens of different modes, there are often multiple buttons, which are difficult to distinguish between “in the heat of the moment”. Maude Vibe is simplicity itself – just one button to do everything. It’s almost like Apple made a vibrator! 😉

Sound

This toy is reasonably quiet!

Jack's Sound Testing Lab
I tested the lowest and highest intensity settings of the Maude Vibe:

Min: 39 dB
Max: 43 dB

The Maude Vibe is very much a middle-of-the-pack vibrator on the sound scale. It’s not the quietest we’ve tested, but it’s also certainly not the noisiest. It is a fairly low-pitched hum that is unlikely to be heard the other side of a closed door. I would be comfortable using this in a house with other people around, and if there is any other background noise, it will certainly drown out the Maude.

For the curious, you can listen to what the 3 intensities of the Maude Vibe sound like:

Size and Handling

As they say, good things come in small packages! This saying absolutely applies to the Maude Vibe. It is small, discreet and easy to handle. The little white pouch is cute and great for traveling. Most sex toys that I own have a black pouch, making it hard to distinguish which one is which when I open my drawer of treasures. The Maude Vibe, with its white canvas pouch, is the exception.

Battery

How to charge the Maude Vibe
How to charge the Maude Vibe – simply plug in the USB charging cable.

The Maude Vibe comes with a rechargeable USB cable and can be used for up to 2.5 hours. The battery takes about two hours until fully charged.

Other highlights

As a small, reasonably quiet toy that is easy to clean, and very discreetly shaped, the Maude Vibe is an ideal travel companion. It also comes with a lockable travel mode option. And did we say it is very powerful? Good sex becomes great with this toy!

What Jack Says About the Maude Vibe

Often, I write about my experience of using a vibrator on Alice’s body, and the Maude Vibe is a favorite of mine in that regard – it has such a nice shape and feel to it, and simple controls. Just one button! However, Maude has also absolutely blown me away as a recipient. Alice used it around my testicles and perineum during oral sex and it was a mind-blowing experience! No doubt the Maude Vive is one of the best vibrators for couples.

Most other sex toys don’t really do that much for me, but somehow the Maude Vibe sends pleasant, tingly vibrations right the shaft to the very head of the penis. It gives an additional intensity and an extra dimension to the pleasure of receiving oral that is difficult to describe but extremely pleasant!

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Final Words on the Maude Vibe

Maude Vibe personal massager packaging and carry pouch
The Maude Vibe has a great zippable canvas carry pouch and is delivered in a stylish cardboard cylinder.

The Maude Vibe has become a top favorite of mine (and Jack’s). We absolutely love it for foreplay, clitoral stimulation and for use during oral sex. It has also become our top-choice on the go travel sex toy. Simply put, it is one of the best sex toys around and we highly recommend it.

Attention: The Maude Vibe is very often ‘out of stock’! I guess it is a sign of its popularity and efficiency! If you want to purchase this product, we strongly recommend that you ‘pre-order’. You may also choose to get a ‘notification’ telling you when it’s back in stock, however they sell so fast – often within minutes – that it’s really best to pre-order to avoid disappointments.

Our Rating: 5 Scoops of Vanilla!

5 out of 5 stars (5 / 5)

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the Maude Vibe do?

The Maude Vibe is a vibrator to be used on erogenous areas of the human body for pleasure.

Is the Maude Vibe waterproof?

Yes, the Maude Vibe is waterproof and can be cleaned with water.

Does the Maude Vibe suck, vibrate, or both?

The Maude is a vibrator. There is no sucking mechanism in this toy.

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